Fishfingers and Custard

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME AS IF YOU NEVER CARED AT ALL

fraternallyidaho:

OH MY GOD. 

(Fuente: rory-williams)


ayazukii:

The future of this world... I'm leaving it in your hands...

deaneggsandsam:

deaneggsandsam:

i find a guy attractive do i stab him??

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nathanielemmett:

If this doesn’t make you smile, you might be doing life wrong.

(Fuente: sonjackcarl)

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(Fuente: cineraria)


18:50

(Fuente: dlhowell)


You two are bickering like an old married couple.

(Fuente: supernaturaldaily)


officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her


ilovepuppies125:

mc-coolin:

sexualanomaly:

dollybopp:

267198:

theswindlr:

Frozen Peas from SuckUK; a fantastic piece of design as metaphor (as well as a super convenient way to make a spherical ice “cube”.

via Gizmodo

If you truly love me you will buy this for me.

moonrisezeeba

ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE LISTEN UP FOR FUN SCIENCE TIME!

Sphere basically take less energy to form because of SURFACE ENERGY. Sphere have a lower surface area to volume ratio. Because of this, ice sphere melt slower than your usual cubes. This is the reason at fancy fancy bars with those $30+ glass of bourbon or scotch may serve your drink using these instead of normal ice.

thank you nerd

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(Fuente: eroticfriendfictions)

mishandjen:

someone commented on this gif

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"Jensen looks as if he is going in for a kiss then was like “oh wait… that’s not right…”" 

EVERY SINGLE TIME MAN EVERY SINGLE TIME


haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Fuente: justinbiebergoth)

Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

jjcka:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you